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Joke of the Day
"What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? Time to get a new car."
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"Why couldn't people find Joseph? He was Haydn!"
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"How do you make a little girl cry twice. You rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear."
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"My Grandpa said, ""Your generation relies too much on technology!"" I replied, ""No, your generation relies too much on technology!"" Then I unplugged his life support"