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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between an erection and Colin Kaepernick? An erection can make it past the semis, and still stand up if you sing for it."

"Women are super awesome at remembering insults but we have the memory of a goldfish with compliments and need them repeated continually."

"What does Batman like in his drinks? Just ice"

"Why was Karl Marx against Chinese mutes? Because he hated the Bu shuo!"

"If you've been kind to nature, birds will rescue you through your sunroof in a traffic jam and fly you to their kingdom"

"If I see you wearing those toe shoes, I will call the police and give them your description every time a crime is reported on the news."

"I never feel guilty about eating baby carrots because it's not like adult carrots are doing anything great with their lives."

"A new study finds that women find men with beards more attractive than men without beards More great work from the University of James Harden"

"[WARNING: RACIST JOKE] What do you call a jew with a gasmask? A spoilsport."

"What's the difference between a snowwoman and a snowman? Snowballs."