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Joke of the Day
"What bus crossed the Atlantic Ocean? Columbus"
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"""Can you make me look like this?"" *shows hairdresser a picture of fire*"
"[Parent-Teacher Conference] Teacher: ..if another kid is mean to her, she calmly walks away Me: *flips table* WHICH KID IS MEAN TO HER?!?!"
"I didn't ask for a sweet roll? Oh, sorry, I thought you had said, ""synonym bun""."
"What's the right age to tell your kids Canada isn't real?"
"""I love accounting!"" -Italian guy who loves to count."
"What is Dracula's girlfriend called when she gives him head? Down for the count!"
"I found a place where recycling rate is 98% Reddit."
"What was the working title for 10 Cloverfield Lane? ""You're not wrong, Walter, you're just an asshole."""
"Life is like a box of chocolates neither lasts long for a fat person"