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Joke of the Day
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"Why does the letter A look like a flower? Because Bs like flowers."
"How many Christian women does it take to change a lightbulb? nun"
"I read a very good book about astronomy last week. It was stellar."
"Guys, enough jokes about the Patriots... they are getting a little flat."
"Did you know George III never even bothered to leave his couch during the American Revolution? He was sofa king comfortable."
"I was going to kill myself. A : A week ago I wanted to kill myself. B : What? How? A : I'd jump off the roof. B : What changed your mind? A : I'm afraid of heights."
"I put Pepsi in my car instead of gas and now it doesn't work so think of that next time you reach for a refreshing soda."
"Of course Jesus saves. He's Jewish."
"Studies show That 6 out of 7 dwarfs aren't happy"