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Joke of the Day

"An Atheist, a Crossfiter, and a Vegan walk into a bar... how do I know? Because everyone repost this joke everytime!"

"What does a tire made of potatoes have? An inner tuber."

"The only clowns I'm afraid of... Are the ones running for president"

"Three part joke Why did the kid fall out of the tree? I shot him Why did the second kid fall out? I stapled them together Why did the third kid fall out? Peer pressure"

"Japan's Woman Soccer Team"

"Who is a bodybuilder's favourite painter? [Gainsborough](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Gainsborough) ^Pronounced ^""Gainz, ^brah"""

"So I was thinking while taking the biggest dump of my life... and I just feel so empty inside."

"Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked. 'It's not unusual' he replied."

"Why do redditors hate Ellen Pao as CEO? It was the Wong choice"

"Q: What kind of flower grows on your face? A: Tulips."