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Joke of the Day

"Many burn victims are not very attractive, But all of them used to be extremely hot at some point in the past."

"My dicks only 3 inches...... But smells like a foot"

"What is Captain Hook's favorite kind of humor? Dead Pan."

"My friend wanted to hear a really long poop joke. So I told him to sit down because it would take a while."

"I thought getting a vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant.... But all it did was change the color of the baby."

"Wife comes back from the doctor and says to her husband: - Honey, I have a sad news - a gynecologist told me not have sex for a three weeks... Husband: And what did the dentist say?"

"Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing."

"I have an old resolution 640x480"

"We were gonna give you money but thought you might prefer the limited buying power of a gift card. Don't spend it all in one place! lol jk"

"Apple's new iphone sold over 13M units this past weekend I guess you can say it was a 6S"