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Joke of the Day

"Many burn victims are not very attractive, But all of them used to be extremely hot at some point in the past."

"I find pedophile jokes to be quite childish."

"JOSH: Hey dad DAD: Oh my god is your name still Josh JOSH: Um yeah DAD: We're changing it JOSH: No please don- DAD: It's done ERIC: What the"

"the devil has a tape recorder containing the sounds you made when you sang aloud with a group but didn't actually know the words"

"I've been out of work for so long that I've almost forgotten how to hate people."

"What do the ""Damn, Daniel"" kid and pedophiles have in common? They're both back at it again with the white vans."

"This is your captain speaking... **AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING!**"

"Jamaica has declared war on drugs. Actually, they pretty much do everything on drugs."

"Doctor Doctor...people keep ignoring me.. Next pls... im here all wk."

"What's the difference between Australia and yogurt? At least if you leave yogurt alone for a while it develops a culture."