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"What is it called when a man molests with each release? Per version."
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"How many Freudian analysts does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb, and the other to hold the penis -- LADDER. I meant ladder."
"A social gathering without food is called a ""Don't."""
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