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Joke of the Day

"Me: So, what do you do for a living? Her: I flip houses. Me: You must have incredible lower back strength. Her: You're an idiot."

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"Taxidermist's Wife: Whatcha thinkin' about? Taxidermist: Stuff."
"What does a gay man and a rhubarb have in common? It's not right to call them a fruit."
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"What do you call a treehouse full of women you despise? A country."
"*calls boss* Me: I can't come to work. Boss: Why not? Me: Gotham city needs me. Boss: ...You're not Batman. Me: Oh, yes, yes, exaaaactly."
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