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Joke of the Day
"Money may not buy you happiness, but it does buy you all the sh1t you want!"
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"""Yous ain't passin'!"" - Gandolfini"
"Just saw a bag of McDonalds in the street. Unsure how this will affect brand. Could be good (free advertising) or bad (no one was eating it)"
"My dog smells... ...Like Philippino food."
"Chuck Norris once urinated in the gas tank of a semi-truck as a joke... That semi-truck is now known as Optimus Prime."
"Q: Who burped at the big bad wolf? A: Little Rude Riding Hood!"
"Lightbulbs in Magaluf What type of lightbulbs go clubbing in Magaluf*? LEDs (*Note for any US viewers Magaluf is a popular destination in Spain for Brits that go on massive drinking/clubbing holidays)"
"[stewardess] ""Sir, even if you ARE, as you say, the REAL Slim Shady- the captain has asked for all passengers to remain seated at this time"""
"When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service? If you're a surfer and you're getting head."
"Pretty ironic how there's an active ingredient in marijuana."