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Joke of the Day

"""Pete's coming for dinner tonight."" ""Pete from work or Pete who thinks he can walk through doors?"" [Massive thud] ""I'll just check."""

"It makes sense that tumblr is against whites with dreadlocks After all, these are the *dreaded* white people they're always talking about."

"What's really good in having sex with 26 years old girls? there are 20 of them!"

"As a Muslim, I'm disappointed That none of my posts have really blown up yet."

"How do you titillate an ocelot? Oscillate its titalot"

"What do the African nations Zimbabwe, Tanzania, Mozambique, Zambia, and Swaziland have in common? A lot of da Z's."

"what's the difference between cocaine and a 4 year old? Eric Clapton would never let cocaine fall out a window"

"Said it before but someone needs to start a rumor that Muslims don't eat donuts so that people will start sending those to the mosque."

"I just put my D in a subwoofer and wubbed one out"

"A German is at the border to go to Poland. The officer asks him: Name? Hans Gruber. Address? 123 SpiegelStrasse, Berlin Occupation? Nein, just visiting."