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Joke of the Day

"Before we announce the winner of the Best Bomb Defuser award let's pause for a moment to remember the runner-ups"

"The only time that my wife screams my name in bed is when I break wind in my sleep."

"What person adds best in hot weather? A summer."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Byron ! Byron who ? Byron new suit !"

"What's the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes? You can't mash Frankenstein."

"What do you say when the inventor of the telephone falls over? Alexander Graham Fell!"

"What do you call an asshole who can see the future? A 4chan teller"

"Justin Bieber should thank Elton, Adam, and Ricky for making his closet a walk-in."

"Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead."

"Why do 2 bit gamblers never win at blackjack ? Because they can only count to 3."