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Joke of the Day
"How do you pick up a Jewish girl? With a dustpan."
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"My wife spent two weeks deciding what color to paint the bathroom. I got a cat on my 9th birthday and named it Cat."
"Watching a film about Princess Diana.. And Diana says ""if we are lucky we will grow old"" and my sister turns around and says bluntly and without a hint of a smile, ""you won't"""
"The bad news is we need to downsize on people named Jeremy, so you're fired. WHAT WAS THE GOOD NEWS? India's tiger population is up 30%!"
"It used to be only death and taxes were inevitable. Now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too. "
"Yo fellas how did that ""wow"" comment you left on that girls Facebook picture play out?"
"FUN FACT: If every human on Earth was laid out end to end... ...there would be no one left to measure how far it went.   ^^credit ^^to ^^@meganamram ^^on ^^Twitter"
"I would tell you a devilish joke about getting wet but I wouldn't want to damn-pun your mood."
"What do you call a an Egyptian crocodile who swears they live in Florida? In da-Nile"