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Joke of the Day

"*Sees ant carrying a leaf that weighs 3x its body weight* Wife: Can you imagine being that strong? Me: *Picking up leaf* Yes."

"How much energy did Hitler use during his reign? 6 million killajews"

"A husband came home with half a gallon of ice cream and asked his wife if she wanted some. ""How hard is it?"" she asked. ""About as hard as my dick."" he replied. ""Pour me some."""

"If two vegetarians are fighting... Is it still considered ""beef""?"

"What does a near sighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common? Wet noses"

"Today i learned that dolphins are the only animals other than humans that enjoy sex! I'm not sure if it was worth getting banned from all those zoo's to find out though"

"What's the difference between /r/news and radical extremists? Radical extremists fuck goats while /r/news fucks themselves."

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Fast Food Barbie ...also known as McBarbie...you want fries with that?"

"What's the difference between a preschool and a terrorist training camp? Don't ask me...I just fly the drones!"

"Where did the promiscuous girl from Belgium go to plant her flowers? ze Hoegaarden."