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Joke of the Day

"Dear Parents If you want to find out where your Son/Doughter is in the house, Simply turn off WI-FI and Wait"

"Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side!"

"I'm at an age where I don't spring into action. I dead of winter into action."

"Ja Rule's music is just like his taxes No one can remember the last time he released anything."

"Back in high school I never went for mean girls because I prefer them above average"

"I have a fetish fetish. Things that turn me on turn me on."

"50 Shades of Spalding Gray 7 years of decay and the East River."

"If Donald trump and Hilary Clinton both go down on a ship who survives? America that's a no brainer"

"Women are like snow flakes. They can't drive."

"Why is Apple donating money to cancer research? ""Cancer stole our jobs!"""