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Joke of the Day
"Q) What's the difference between love and hate? A) Usually about 6 months."
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"Whats it called when you give a dolphin food for it to do a trick? Squid Pro Quo"
"*continues telling story that you've clearly indicated you've heard before*"
"A short but funny joke your dick"
"Someone just asked me if I liked Eminem... I told them that I did, but that I prefer Skittles."
"Got a booty text from my ex-husband so I did the logical thing and forwarded it to his new girlfriend."
"I'd rather watch a four hour montage of old Russian men eating soup than have a toddler throw a tantrum in a Target."
"I want to go on the record by saying I love my family but if I have to spend any longer with them you'll be seeing me on the 6 o'clock news."
"My identical twin brother and I were both arrested this weekend. But there was a mix-up during processing. Now we are finishing each other's sentences."
"God damn it! I said ""glass of juice"" not ""gas the jews"". -Hitler"