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Joke of the Day

"Him: you look tired today Me: you look like you need a mouth that says better sentences"

"Accidentally ate the sticker on my apple. This wouldn't have happened if it had been a Snickers."

"My password is the last 9 digits of pi."

"*offers Batman cough drops*"

"Apologizing does not always mean you are wrong. It just means that you value your relationships more than your ego"

"People who shave their heads... I think people who shave their heads are really just saying, ""I want a bigger forehead."""

"Why did the baker go to work? He kneaded the dough!"

"Did you hear The Pentagon was actually supposed to be an octagon? but they hired a government contractor that cut corners"

"What's the difference between a canoe and a Jew? Canoes tip."

"I was going to post a pun about amphibians.... but I seem to have froggotten it."