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Joke of the Day

"What DOESN'T Bruce want for Christmas from his ex? A Krismas goose."

"Why would Koreans make great jazz musicians? Because they have Seoul."

"Di you hear about the scarecrow who won the Nobel peace prize? He was outstanding in his field"

"What's a necrophiliac's favorite band? Coldplay."

"Don't be that guy that tells people not to be ""that guy."""

"Proves a point Bruce Jenner never had a car accident until he became a woman driver."

"What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely? An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible...."

"I tried to teach my grandma how to eat noodles with chopsticks She accidentally made a sweater."

"Received a call from a recruitment consultant. She said to me: ""Sir I have two openings for you...!"" I replied : Yes. I know .There was a long silence and then she hung up."

"Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for ""Pooh."""