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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my cigarettes, slowly killing me in packs of 20 or more"
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"What did the mother ghost tell the kid ghost when he went out to play? ""Don't get your sheets dirty!"""
"Me: what are we doing today Trainer: let work on your forearms. Me: but I only have 2 T: What?!? Me: *whispers* I only have 2?"
"Being a DJ is tough because sometimes iTunes won't open."
"Respect If you use the term ""respectively"" respectfully or you use the term ""respectively"" disrespectfully, I have a lot of respect for you and I disrespect you, respectively."
"My ex told me that Gaga's ""Bad Romance"" song reminds him of me. Now I'm glad I dumped him. What sort of idiot admits to listening to Gaga."
"Chicken must be brilliant at mathematics.. Because after explaining every proof, my teachers say ""Hens proved!!"""
"I know someone who's addicted to brake fluid. They say they can stop any time."
"I don't like dodecahedrons They are too edgy for me."
"I'm sick of all these passive-aggressive posts. You know who you are."