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Joke of the Day
"Broken Pencils are Pointless But I wonder what ""lead"" me to that conclusion."
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"*peeing in the urinal at McDonalds* *turns to the guy peeing in the other urinal* ""So, what did you order?"""
"Before we hang out, please be advised I will be spending the rest of the summer talking like Bane."
"Despite how vital drinking water is.... I always turn my nose up at it."
"I just got hit head on by a crazy women riding a menstrual cycle."
"I'm not one of those moms who knows all her kids by name."
"Personally, I'm fine with what Reddit's admins are doing. It's fun watching them Digg their own grave."
"What's a bisexual person who can't find a partner? On standbi."
"why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road because it was disabled"
"My doctor gave me six months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill. He gave me another six months."