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Joke of the Day
"Most technology problems can be fixed two ways: 1) Turn it off and on. 2) Don't be an idiot."
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"My boyfriend wakes me up when he wants to have sex... Do I wake him up when I want to buy shoes???... No!!!"
"http://reddit.com/r/MensRights/"
"A Chinese kid was born before the due date. Parents named him: "" Sudden Lee""."
"Marriage means commitment. So does insanity. Coincidence?"
"Greatest Fears: -Sharks -Ebola -Bears -Bear Sharks -Bear Sharks with Ebola -Sharks with Lazers -Man carrying a clipboard on the sidewalks"
"Single by choice, just not my choice. Damn you, 19th amendment!"
"I always like to have snacks while I surf porn. That way, I'm packing on the poundage while I'm pounding on the package."
"This guy named Bill keeps sending me letters Says I owe him money or something"
"What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? SNOWBALLS"