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Joke of the Day
"What was the console gamer's New Years Resolution? 1280x720"
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"I really have to hand it to short people Because they usually can't reach it anyways."
"Sure I get excited when he unzips his pants. I'm pretending it's the sound of his body bag."
"Why did the pedophile masturbate to Kim Kardashian? because he was blind."
"How to stop a small dog from humping your leg. Pick him up, and suck his dick!"
"Was on a date with this girl and she asked me if I would tell her my Reddit username, so I did. My face still hurts."
"What do Spanish Canadians put on their tacos? Pork, eh?"
"If Indiana Jones was a new-born Christian what would he change his job title to? Arkeologist."
"Just hung a picture of Steve Buscemi over my daughters toothbrush to ensure proper brushing."
"What Happens When You Put 1 Dollar On A Barbeque? Dolla Grills, Yo"