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Joke of the Day

"-I love you! -Me too! -You too what? -What you said -What did I say? -That -Say it -What? -I want u to say it -Well -and? -what? -Say it -it"

"Did Jesus pay for our sins with cash or credit card? Neither, he used praypal."

"Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship."

"My son keeps putting out the fire in the fireplace Should I take him out of there?"

"What is the difference between a cat and a comma? One has claws at the end of its paws and the other is a pause and the end of a clause."

"Have you heard the one about the agnostic with dyslexia and insomnia? He tossed and turned all night wondering if there was a dog"

"Everyone wants a white Christmas... but all Christmases matter!!!"

"Why is Windows 10 like a moody teenager? Because nobody gets it."

"I never know what to do when someone tries to fist bump me, so I just slowly put their fist in my mouth"

"Will was killed during his first battle with the US army His comrades got confused when their commander yelled: ""Fire at Will!"""