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Joke of the Day

"What would you call Jack Black and Jack White's kid? **A dirty abomination you god hating homosexual!**"

"Why do skateboarders make lousy plumbers? Because they only use half pipes."

"What do a thong and Bernie Sander's crazyman hairstyle have in common? They both barely cover a cunt."

"How does the female reproductive system like to order its eggs? Ovaries-y"

"There's no ""creative"" way to arrange 29 sponsor logos. Let it go, walkathon t-shirt designer."

"Apparently UFC is not Ultimate Fried Chicken and now I'm even hungrier watching huge greased up men touch each other inappropriately."

"Who can watch an R rated movie but not a PG? Batman"

"I'm addicted to Soap But I'm clean now"

"You know what I heard? Sheep"

"I love campfire smoke so much ... it brings tears to my eyes."