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Joke of the Day
"Who can watch an R rated movie but not a PG? Batman"
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"My teacher accused my of plagiarism on my calculus paper She said my work was very derivative"
"Why are black people so good at running? Because when they here the gun go off they start runnin."
"You know the difference between Sadistic and Masochistic? No one has ever called me a masochistic son of a bitch."
"Kosher Sausages I bought some, does anyone else's miss a little bit of skin at the top?"
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"One man's internet wife is another man's internet husband."
"The closest I've ever come to eating better is eating butter."
"Those novelty New Years glasses look so stupid. So I wear glasses that say ""Yesterday"" because it makes me wise beyond my years."
"How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A fish."