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Joke of the Day

"What do a thong and Bernie Sander's crazyman hairstyle have in common? They both barely cover a cunt."

"Why did the illiterate man with the 3 foot penis get dumped by his girlfriend? TLDR"

"Every time I use a public bathroom, one thought occurs...""Seriously? This many people have Sharpies on them at all times?"""

"What's the difference between Jewish people and Harry Potter? Harry can survive the Chamber."

"How do you get rid of an obese demon? You exercise it."

"What do you call a french racist? A beget!"

"Q: How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Only one but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation."

"A good groaner What do you get when you combine an elephant and a poodle? A dead poodle, split in half."

"The longest Joke in the world. I don't know if its ever been posted on here but here it is again if it has! http://longestjokeintheworld.com/"

"I'm working on a new adult film loosely based on ""Two girls, one cup"" but with a bondage theme... It's called ""I shit, you knot."""