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Joke of the Day

"What do a thong and Bernie Sander's crazyman hairstyle have in common? They both barely cover a cunt."

"What do you call two crows sitting in a tree? Attempted murder"

"Josh Dugger more like Josh Diddler"

"Q: How does Hitler tie his shoes? A: With little Nazis."

"Never underestimate mothers. They can turn ""mayhem"" into ""ma'am"" with one narrowed glance."

"Why do gorillas have big nostrils? ... Because they got big fingers."

"As a commercial livestock hauler I've delivered quite a few donkeys in my time I suppose you could say my clients get their ass handed to them"

"TIL in 1946, a German missile accidentally hit one of their own U-boats, sinking it. Oops. Wrong sub."

"""What's your job?"" Programming. ""What's your hobby?"" Programming. ""What do you do when you're not programming?"" Think about programming."

"What do you call it when you get an erection at a funeral? Mourning wood"