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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a woman standing in the middle of at tennis court? Annette!"
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"At what temperature is best to bake Jewish cookies? 6 million degrees!!!!"
"I'm half black... Bottom half"
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"Major Tom: This is Major Tom to Ground Control I'm stepping through the door & I'm floating in a most peculiar way GC: New phone. Who dis?"
"Why did the introduction and the conclusion break up? They were just never on the same page..."
"A sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. Bartender says, ""Sorry we don't serve food here."""
"Why does Poesche keep their engines in the back? To leave more room for Paul Walker in the Front.."
"I'm such a cougar magnet. And I'm not talking about middle aged women either, I'm talking about REAL FUCKING COUGARS!"
"I only ever learned a couple karate moves, so you could say I know partial arts."