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Joke of the Day
"Maybe the baby wasn't on board. Maybe the baby was against the whole thing."
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"There is so much lead in Flint That when you pass a factory, you immediately assume that Chinese children work there"
"My friend overheard me saying I could go for some malt liquor. Instead, the bastard got me a box of Whoppers. ""What the hell is this?!"" I said. ""Suck on them. Now, you're a *malt licker*!"""
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"Why are Fathers like parking spaces? The good ones are already taken!"
"An emo kid, a Jew, a Mexican, and a black guy jump off a building, who wins? Society"
"I had fruit and yogurt for breakfast. And 6 donuts for second-breakfast."
"How do cows move in groups? Si-MOO-taniously"
"What's worse than sucking 12 raw oysters out of your grandma's vagina? Realizing you only put in 11"
"Yelling out ""Stranger Danger!"" is a good way to say no when a cashier asks for your zip code."