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Joke of the Day

"My wife gets scared easily... She's got no balls."

"Their are two sides to a political argument. Right wing and wrong wing."

"How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced? A buck 'n ear"

"Too bad the opposite of ""mo money, mo problems."" isn't ""no money, no problems."""

"Who was the dankest dictator of all time? LMao Zedong"

"Before I had kids I was going to be an awesome mom."

"What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Hold on to your nuts, I'm giving you a blow job!"

"Police Chief: Why did you arrest that doctor? Officer: He was trying to take someone's pulse."

"""BALL SO HARD MUTHAF--KAS WANNA FINE ME."" ""Grandma, just pay the parking ticket..."""

"*muttered from inside a bear* ""Go hiking,"" they said."