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Joke of the Day
"Before I had kids I was going to be an awesome mom."
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"I found out I've been spelling pedo wrong for years. It's actually paedo. Always handy to spellcheck a CV."
"A man works hard to name an interval equal to 24 hours. so he calls it a day."
"What does a spider do when he gets angry ? He goes up the wall !"
"You're probably naked under all those clothes. You slut."
"Hey Reddit, Guess What? Chicken Butt..."
"GF (from 2nd floor window): either the trampoline goes or I go! ME: It ... was ... nice ... knowing ... you"
"Whole Foods Cashier: Do you have your grocery bags? Me: Kidding? At $6 an apple you should drive them home and make an apple pie for me."
"Pizza at gay marriages will inevitably become a trend. It will be largely symbolic (and artisanal)."
"Why was Hitler late for work? He tried driving a new route to work, but instead of taking the second left, he took the third reich."