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Joke of the Day
"Why do kangaroos hate rainy days? Because all the kids have to play in side."
Next Joke
"What's a fat kids favorite musical instrument? The lunch bell!"
"Why isn't Half-Life 3 coming out? Because 2 Half-Lives = 1 whole life."
"Good mothers let you lick the beaters when they're making a cake. Great mothers turn the mixer off first."
"what do you call a girl in Georgia that can outrun her brothers? A Virgin."
"What's black and yellow and goes ""Ahhhhh"" A school bus falling off a cliff."
"I won't be getting any sex tonight but I beat level 15 on Bejeweled so its pretty much just as good."
"We just had Christmas and now Easter is right around the corner. Hard to believe they crucified Jesus when he was only 4 months old."
"I told my sandwich to ""go make me a girlfriend"""
"How much toilet paper do people use on a daily basis? A shit ton."