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Joke of the Day

"Didn't know which glass of beer was mine so I drank both. I'm a problem solver."

"*grandpa in hospice* ""son your generation relies on technology too much"" ""no gramps"" *pulls the plug* ""yours does."" beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep"

"What did the salmon say when it hit the wall? ""Dam"""

"What do you call a septic cat? pussy."

"Yes, I've lost to my computer at chess. But it turned out to be no match for me at kickboxing."

"What do you call an African Bukkake? Chocolate frosting"

"Dog The Bounty Hunter's greatest weakness is getting distracted when the fugitive throws a tennis ball."

"I love corn! It's a food that always amaizes me."

"What has 4 legs and 1 arm? A pit bull."

"I have an EpiPen. My friend gave it to me as he was dying. It seemed very important to him that I have it."