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Joke of the Day

"A soldier keeps a mug upside down and tells the sergeant: - I can't drink from this mug. It has no opening. The sergeant examines the mug and says: - You are right. And besides this it has no bottom."

"What do you get when you drop a Piano on an army base? A flat major."

"Did you hear about the man who was hit over the head with a bobble-head in a rice field? It's the first reported case of a knick knack paddy whack."

"do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth ""starting now?"" yes ""the judge looks like squints from the sandlot"""

"I hate autocorrect... It turns my writing into a total duckfest."

"Help me out, I don't know any white jokes"

"Wow, you're a Sagittarius?? That must mean you're trusting, passionate and thick as pig shit to think I care about horoscopes"

"What did Steven hawking say when he first got his wheelchair? I can't stand being in this"

"What do you call the remnants of blown up cheese DeBrie!!"

"How do you draw an Overwatch character? You Tracer."