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Joke of the Day
"Domestic terrorism? Meh... International terrorism? EHMAGARD!!"
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"My Animal Science dissertation ""Are Hippos Just Girl Rhinoceroses?"" met with a healthy dose of scientific skepticism WHICH I WELCOME."
"How many ears does Leonard Nimoy have? 3. A left ear, a right ear, and the final frontier."
"Being a child is like being drunk. Everybody remembers what you did exept you."