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Joke of the Day

"What do you call the fear of chainsaws? Common Sense. I'll show myself out..."

"why do birds sudenly appear every time you are near and how do u always manage to fit that many birds in ur mouth to begin with"

"Where did Javon get his earrings? Ja Mall"

"I'm having a 'Two Girls One Cup' kinda day and I'm the cup."

"When it comes to the topic of body dysmorphia and gender assumptions, i'm not a fan. Infact I identify more closely to an air conditioning unit."

"My wife said she was leaving me because of my obsession with bodybuilding. I could feel the weight lifting from my shoulders."

"What's the difference between Americans and yogurt? If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it'll grow a culture"

"Can electrocution get someone jail time? I'm not sure, but they'd definitely be charged"

"A black guy walks into the bar with a parrot on his shoulder The bartender then says ""Well that's special, where did you get it?"" ""Africa"" says the parrot"

"What do you call a seagull by the bay? A bagel."