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Joke of the Day

"What is the name of your car? Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol."

"I've done a lot of volunteer work for unwed mothers. Just helping them get their start."

"Did you hear about the guy who died due to masturbation? It finished him off."

"I'll never forget the first time we met Although, I'll keep trying ."

"Why did the school bully kick the classroom computer? Someone told him he was supposed to boot up the system."

"Three midgets walk into a bar.. sorry I have hit my lowest with this one."

"The rain is pounding so hard I'm kind of jealous."

"[during dinner on a date] ""I'm currently in university"" how long is your degree? ""normally a year, but I have dial up, so probably 2"""

"Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory? Because he couldn't concentrate."

"I've been in line at the DMV for 1.5 hrs so my distaste for the general population is at an all time high right now."