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Joke of the Day
"The rain is pounding so hard I'm kind of jealous."
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"What do you call a chihuahua with a rainbow colored fur? Chihuehue"
"twitter has a very ""high school class where the teacher had to leave the room for a few minutes"" vibe"
"Two blondes in a hole Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, ""It's dark in here isn't it?"" The other replied, ""I don't know; I can't see."""
"[At restaurant] I'm so hungry I could eat a horse! But I'm on a diet so... [To waiter] Do you have diet horse?"
"Breaking news: A man has drowned in a bowl of Cheerios. Ironically his family didn't get a chance to say goodbye."
"What do you call it when gay men break up? A banana split"
"What did one snake say to another ? Hiss off !"
"Turns out buying that meth lab on craigslist was illegal"
"I don't mean to brag, but I just ate a sandwich without taking a picture if it first."