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Joke of the Day
"Whats a trilby clad, neck bearded gentlemen's favorite color?"
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"What do you call a place showcasing gay people in their natural environment? A queerium"
"I know that we don't all agree on our new president But at least the first lady is someone we can all get behind."
"Why do they call a horse a horse? Because they speak English."
"This hillbilly is traveling across Texas when a state policeman pulls him over. ""You got any I.D.?"" the patrolman asked."" ""'Bout what?"" the hillbilly replied."
"It's raining. I'm going to be late for work. I can't fit my hair in the car."
"*holds finger up and chews for like 8 minutes after aunt asks me how I've been*"
"Which vampire tried to eat James Bond? Ghouldfinger."
"Kids today don't know what hardship is. When I was younger I sometimes had to wait ALL DAY for MTV to play my favorite video."
"At least a zombie would love me for my brain."