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Joke of the Day
"[At Adele Concert] Adele: Hello from the other siiiiiide Me (shouting): Tell us your surname"
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"Daddy! Tell me a story.. The Tooth Fairy is really a wicked witch, who takes all your teeth if you sleep with your mouth open. Good night."
"What do you do when you see a space man? Park your car in it man."
"TIFU by sleeping with my Crush Now there's orange soda all over my bed. :("
"Two racist women were fighting on a subway.... the other woman said ""Go suck a big black albino dick""."
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"Doctor Doctor I keep painting myself gold Don't worry it's just a gilt complex!"
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"Rape Baby A guy goes to job interview. His employer asks how his parents met. He says he is a rape baby. The boss asks if he mom is Christen. The guy asks how do you know?"