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Joke of the Day
"Why do you never see Hippo's hiding in trees? Because they're so good at it."
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"BUNNIES: I love hopping! SNAKE WITH BUNNY EARS ON A POGO STICK: Haha yes, but shouldn't we get home and check on our delicious babies?"
"A skinny girl and an overweight girl are standing in line on Friday morning. As the Walmart manager unlocks the door, skinny girl says, ""remember, black Friday lives matter."""
"Why did the guitar teacher get arrested? For fingering A minor."
"What do you do in 5 minutes that you then suffer for for 9 months? A school application."
"What's the real reason Mr. Clean is always smiling? He likes it dirty."
"I opened the door last night to carol singers & said ""Do you know Silent Night?"" ""Yes"" they replied ""Well piss off then because I want one!"""
"Nothing rhymes with Trump Wait. I meant nothing rhymes with orange"
"Police officer: ""Can you identify yourself, sir?"" Driver pulls out his mirror and says: ""Yes, it's me."""
"Doctor: Do you drink alcohol? Me: Why? What've you got?"