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Joke of the Day
"I got Rear-ended in traffic the other day... Thank goodness I wasn't in my car."
Next Joke
"Q: What did the sink say to the water faucet? A: You're a real drip."
"Why does chav code never compile? They end every statement with init"
"Vagina jokes aren't funny... Period."
"Why do Native Americans dance at strip clubs? They want to make it rain."
"Someone should start an organization called People for the Unethical Treatment of Animals. They'd all be knows as a bunch of PUTAs"
"[dumps gatorade on coach after losing the big game] we know how much you hate gatorade you piece of shit"
"Why would Target be the worst store to run the Enterprise? Because they all wear red shirts"
"Why did the dog die? It had Barkinsons"
"What do you call a sleepwalking nun ? Roamin' Catholic"