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Joke of the Day
"Is that your face or are you wearing your hair back to front today?"
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"is actually feeling pretty okay about not accomplishing anything this year."
"What's the world's longest Ted Talk? How I Met Your Mother"
"Wanna hear a pizza joke? Nah it's too cheesy!"
"How does the Rabbi make his coffee? Hebrews it"
"Shit. Gotta huge job interview tomorrow and I have no clue where I put my prom dress"
"What do you call a gay satanist? Sack-Religious"
"what do you call dried cum? sement"
"Las Vegas Floor Show What is the difference between a circus side show and a Las Vegas floor show? One has a cunning array of stunts the other has a stunning array of cunts."
"Why do babies make bad mechanics? They have poorly developed motor skills."