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Joke of the Day
"Where do boats go when they're sick? The Doc"
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"What swims slightly faster than a shark? The Little Mermaid on her period."
"What do you call a sour black guy? A vinegar"
"A girl who bullied me in junior high just friended me on Facebook. Her three kids are named after trees. I win."
"What goes ""Ooooooooooo!""? A cow with no lips."
"A compilation of jokes [Please insert jokes here]"
"Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, ""Boy it sure is hot in here!"" the other muffin says, ""HOLY SHIT! A talking muffin!!"""
"What does a gay horse eat? Haaaaayaaaaay!"
"What's the most dangerous weapon your wife can get her hands on? Your credit card."
"Cop: ""Did you kill this man?"" Me: ""No, a bullet killed him. Bullets are made of lead, which comes from the ground. The ground is part of nature. He died of natural causes. Case closed."""