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Joke of the Day

"I didn't see a single Olympic wrestler use the sleeper hold or figure four leg lock..."

"Some people should be recalled."

"What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels..."

"The Bishop The bishop came to my church today. He was an impostor, he never once moved diagonally. Credit to bash.org"

"When you really think about it... 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape."

"What did the fish say when it ran into the wall? DAM! (airplane stewardess told me and had me on ground laughing)"

"Fun Fact: Valentine's Day was created by a woman than didn't get what she wanted for Christmas."

"Why did the snail cross the road ? It is not clear yet , let it cross the road first. Update : It has been confirmed that it was to meet the Chicken who crossed the road earlier."

"You don't have a Twitter account. Twitter has a You account."

"A black guy and a white girl are at a party. After a while they go together to a room, and she asks excited: ""Show me if what they say about black men is true"". He grabs her purse and runs"