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Joke of the Day
"What do you say to a man with no legs? Nothing, he'll shoot you."
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"How was copper wire invented? Two Jews fighting over a penny."
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"I read a book called 'The Anti-Climax' The first part of it was great, but...."
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"Hate to be that guy.... ... because he's a dick. Fuck him."
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"If Billy Mays were a farmer... And he ran a really good corn maze during the spring, it would be called the ""Amazing May Mays Maize Maze."""
"Why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a registered six offender."