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Joke of the Day
"How was copper wire invented? Two Jews fighting over a penny."
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"Reddit is a really blue community... ...because everyone is really sad about all the ""reddit is green"" reposts."
"If you're in your car, go ahead and pick your nose, because the car makes you invisible."
"Where was Timmy when the bomb fell? Everywhere."
"*gives joke answer to daughter's 75th consecutive question* [20 years later, she's in an office] ""Everyone knows the moon was built in 1973"""
"How do you call a sad coffee? A depresso... get it?"
"You're so beautiful Sometimes I have to photoshop you to make you look less attractive! - Zach Anner"
"If Norman Bates was batman's dad.. would Alfred call Bruce, Master Bates?"
"Difference b/w secretary & private secretary Q: What is the difference b/w secretary & private secretary? Ans: Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR & Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR"
"What do redditors give one another on Christmas? Gifs."