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Joke of the Day
"What do you call tree sap that won't stop running? Forest gunk."
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"Now that pinterest, instagram and netflix are down, I think I'm just going to spend the weekend learning the names of my children."
"Apparently filling animals with helium is ""abuse"", pfft Whatever floats your goat, I guess."
"Why doesn't Nigel Farage like election forecasts? He dislikes ~~poles~~ polls How do you type jokes that rely on similar sounding words? It hard :("
"How do pirates sing the ABC's? abcdefghijklmnopq AAAAARRRRRR stuvwxy and z"
"The Size of my Penis is Very Private It's information that should be kept between me, my doctor, and his wife."
"My sexual orientation is definitely Landscape. I dabbled with Portrait but my legs got tired."
"Only an ass can be divided in half."
"u think u had a bad day? smh think about the tree that just got cut down to make flyers for the next nickelback concert"
"Why does it take so long for a pro-lifer to screw in a lightbulb? They love to watch mistakes being made."