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Joke of the Day

"Halal in the streets but Haram in the sheets. stole from a comment thread dont sue"

"What do you call an eight-legged insect holding a magnifying glass? A spy, duh."

"did you hear about the Chinese lift repairman? , it was Wong on so many levels."

"Hello everyone this is your pilot speaking. If u look out the windows on your left youll see some fish. This is the worst Ive ever messed up"

"Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff... Ba-dum-tiss "

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Death Row Barbie ...comes complete with cell; raunchy cellmate sold separately"

"I just got married to a young woman from Thailand and she told me that a small penis is okay. I still wish she didn't have one though."

"When you get sloppy seconds and get her pregnant. You get a sloppy Joe."

"Did you know the toothbrush was invented in Alabama? Otherwise it would have been called a teethbrush."

"I can't decide whether to go to Australia or Thailand this year for a holiday. So I decided to weigh up the pros and cons of both. Australia has a load of Cons, but Thailand has lots of Pros."