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Joke of the Day
"Why can't Edward leave Russia? He's Snowden."
Next Joke
"What do you call a grammatical rendezvous? accommadate I hate me for this.."
"Wife: ""What are you doing?"" Husband : Nothing. Wife : ""Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour."" Husband : ""I was looking for the expiration date."""
"""hey jay"" ""sup world war"" ""how u doin' dragon ball"" - the z family reunion"
"Boy: I wish more girls liked farming Girl: I like farming Boy: Lol oh yeah? Name the 5 most water-efficient irrigation systems of the 1980s"
"I just made up a new word Derpflarp"
"A vampire could've photobombed every picture you've ever been in and you will never know"
"What's Harry Potter's favorite way of getting down a hill? Walking JK, Rolling."
"You know what's great about senility? You can hide your own Easter eggs."
"You know when you get that urge to eat something just because it's there? Anyway, I lost my job as a gynaecologist today."