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"What do you call a grammatical rendezvous? accommadate I hate me for this.."
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"""Yesterday, my wife left me for my best friend"" ""Who is your best friend?"" ""Robert"" ""Since when is Robert your best friend?"" ""Yesterday."""
"Tony Stewart's new sponsor. Dodge picked him up for their truck line. The new slogan is ""If you can't Dodge it, Ram it."""
"What does Paul Inces mum make for Christmas ? Ince pies !"
"Emailing teachers be like Me: *polite greeting, multiple paragraphs, perfect grammar* Professor: ""sure"" -sent from my iPhone"
"Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common? A: They both get easier to pick-up with age."
"Reddit is a really blue community... ...because everyone is really sad about all the ""reddit is green"" reposts."
"Who would rule in a dog world ? The pawlice."
"Why aren't there many women on death row? Ladies first."
"What does a vampire on a diet drink? Blood Lite Thanks Jim Butcher..."