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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a grammatical rendezvous? accommadate I hate me for this.."
Next Joke
"My favorite thing to say to old people is, ""When I was your age I didn't believe in reincarnation either""."
"Today I found out my nephew is scared of the vacuum.. Today I also found out I have a very dark cruel evil side to me.."
"A small bird made of oak Be good if there was a related joke, wooden tit?"
"What do I need a girlfriend for? When the Reddit servers are ready to go down on me anytime?"
"What's the difference between a stoat and a weasel? One is weasily recognised and the other is stoatally different"
"There's this great joke I read on 9gag..."
"I wish my lawn were a depressed emo so it would just cut itself."
"Why do they call the day after Thanksgiving ""Black Friday""? Because everything is a steal."
"WHAT ARE THOSE???? /u/doubledickdude - They're my cocks."