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Joke of the Day
"What kind of protozoa likes Halloween? An amoeboo!"
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"To save a bit of money on e-cigarettes I've started to roll my own batteries."
"Ultracrepidarianism is the habit of giving opinions & advice on matters outside one's knowledge or competence. Or, as I call it, tweeting."
"The most terrifying question a woman can ask a man is: Notice anything different?"
"What has TWO wings, and ONE arrow? A Chinese telephone. Wing wing. Arrow?"
"What is a fretless bass good for? About thirty yards if you use both hands."
"Most 00's kids won't get these... Decent jobs"
"A Frenchman is buying a bread stick and the cashier asks.. ""are you okay carrying this loaf?"" to which he replies ""baguette""."
"Ayy girl, are you Ohio? Because we should be Dayton."
"According to North Korean press, Kim Jong Il has entered a sleeping contest. Ta-da!"